This is one post that is going to show a warped yet practical side of my mind, especially when i'm alone at some secluded bus stop or unfamilar place, and could be rather dark in lighting.which i am right now at the busstop between camden medical centre and tanglin mall/traders' hotel.it only serves one bus-75.


Well, you see, i'll start imagining scenarios such as bad people with bad intentions robbing\raping\flashing me. Ideas for self defence start kicking in.We'll start with robbing. The scenario, (assuming)he walks up to me, flashes out a knife, and asks demands for my valuables. My reply, "er, i'll gladly give you my whole wallet and phone, but let me take the picture of my dead dad out. He was a robber and got killed in a car accident last week." and then, that should distract him, which i would use the opportunity to kick his balls.

Second scenario, a rapist. Normally, (assuming again,) he would push me onto the floor/against a wall, then still has to use one hand to strip his pants, before anything can happen. So i would use that time to retort "er, just to let you know, although i shouldn't since you are committing a sin, i've got AIDS. that bloody one night stand passed it to me\its inherited from my mother." unless the rapist wants to die or already has some STD, then i should be safe. If not, there's always the "hey, i don't know where you got my location, but my going rate is fifty bucks an hour.that includes special services. But it seems you're desperate, and i'm nice, you'll get it for twenty an hour? By the way, i prefer to remain anonymous, so can you get a room first?"There's a high probability of the rapist pausing to listen, and his position should be vunerable enough with my legs in between his to give a good knee jerk upwards. Ouch.

Lastly, a flasher. This was thought up earlier on, few weeks ago maybe. So, a dark place, isolated or not, a man in a trenchcoat, grey thinning hair, moderately to very ugly (could be cute..but no cute guys would need to flash at people when they've got girls to worship them in the bedroom).He's maybe five to ten paces away, stops in front me, then open sesame. well, i could just pause, use a second to recover from the shock from being flashed at,(without revealing the shocked face- that's a weakness) then maybe walk a little closer with a puzzled look, scrutinize the part he's so proud to show, and retort cooly/coldly "If you could just shave, i might have appreciated it a little more" / " It's a little small for a big guy like you, you want some of the pills my boyfriend uses?" / "Well buddy, since you're so proud of it, i can help you make it look a little bigger...swollen." and you just give a fast, hard kick. 

well, if you noticed then all end with a kick, that's so the guy will be stunned, you have time to get passer-bys to help, call the police, or knock him out cold, or sit on him so that he'll get arrested. Also, i was hoping to go for the reverse psychology/traumatising direction.

Of course all these require practice or at least a good liar /drama actor-actress to be successful.if the initial fear and shock can be overcome to acheive the effect of the come-backs.

Also, i do believe these interesting thoughts started invading my mind when i watch Crime Watch when i was younger, and there was the flashing case. Hm, they all seem pretty feasible, so if any of you girls out there do try them out, tell me the results of how it goes yea? but i'd rather not hear any...since that would mean that you almost got mugged/raped/flashed at.

- 9.00pm

chris:my oven's spoilt...if your house oven works and we could get rid of the stuff inside...what about your house (: its bigger too..

val: thanks yea. i can't wait for you to get back!! 2 weeks! oh and i believe your brother seems to still have my one litre of tears and ouran high school host club anime DVDs? i can't find it at home..

matt: what's with the omg? orange is a nice colour....

liu: i don't like the library(to study) its too quiet. and the rows and rows and rows of books will tempt me too much. i think it was the yellow lighting too..the orange colour looks more vivid and bright (:

travis: a little, with the curly hair and all. haha.